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Engrish Instruction of Safeties

Last week I bought an M-Audio OmniStudio USB to facilitate better-quality audio recordings (it hasn’t helped yet, but that’s another story). Included in the box was a sheet of paper with the following printed on it (typos theirs, emphasis mine):

IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTION 1. Read these instructions. 2. Keep these instructions. 3. Heed all warnings. 4. Follow all instructions. … 15.Warning-To reduce [...]

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Halloween, pirates, and creepy stores

I got invited to my first-ever Halloween party this year (it’s about time). A girl at church is throwing it for what is turning out to be basically the members of our Sunday School class (and a few friends). Although our family’s made a point of not celebrating Halloween in the past, I figure that [...]

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