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Archive > October 2004
TV-B-Gone
After reading about this new keychain-based gizmo, I ordered one on the spot:
It does nothing but turn TVs off. Seriously, that’s all it does, is just universally, completely, truly attempts to shut down just about every TV around (and it’s rarely unsuccessful).
Besides, it might help prevent more of The Machines from achieving self-awareness and freaking [...]
