Background: I’ve been very sick with the flu all weekend.

 Me: (after reading this) I want a hamburger.
Tim: So do I, strangely.
 Me: I haven't eaten anything today except a small plate of spaghetti.
Tim: That was good spaghetti, yo.
    (pause)
 Me: So, you should probably go get Big Macs for both of us.
Tim: Yeah, right.
 Me: It would help me get better.
Tim: No, it wouldn't! it would set you back like a WEEK!