These are from random Google results for “Unfortunately Daniel”. Whee.

“Unfortunately Daniel has ADHD and spends more than 40 hours a week playing computer games or watching cartoons.” I’ve got to get that down to at least 35.

“Unfortunately, Daniel could not take that time.” Or maybe 30. That might work.

“Unfortunately, Daniel missed the event cause he had a little problem in the train
station. ” Yeah, I don’t like to talk about that one.

“Unfortunately, Daniel never fully recovered from that fiasco.” It still haunts me every time I close my eyes.

“Unfortunately Daniel delays a full explanation of his inventions until far too
late in his book.” I knew I should have moved them up a few chapters.

“Unfortunately, Daniel never got back to us, so we made some assumptions and
proceeded anyway.” Serves me right. Now the world will never get to see my invention.

“Unfortunately, Daniel has had to reduce this program. ‘I have run out of research
funds, and it is too expensive to commute to Zimbabwe,’ he says.” I’ll say. I thought it was expensive to commute to South Carolina. (worth it, though)

“Unfortunately, Daniel begins to believe his own lies, and the results are disastrous for both himself and Peachy.” Oh, no!

“Unfortunately, Daniel developed blood-poisoning and died three days later at the
young age of thirty-eight.” How tragic. I don’t like the way this story ends. Maybe I should try it again.