For all the Southern quirks of the English language that I’ve noticed since moving, Jennifer has only found one that pervades my own Northern dialect. Here’s an example exchange:
Jennifer: I’m going to brush my teeth, and then I’ll be ready to go. Daniel: Okay, I’ll go start the car awhile.
My usage of the word awhile totally [...]
These are from random Google results for “Unfortunately Daniel”. Whee.
“Unfortunately Daniel has ADHD and spends more than 40 hours a week playing computer games or watching cartoons.” I’ve got to get that down to at least 35.
“Unfortunately, Daniel could not take that time.” Or maybe 30. That might work.
“Unfortunately, Daniel missed the event cause he [...]
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