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Engrish Instruction of Safeties

Last week I bought an M-Audio OmniStudio USB to facilitate better-quality audio recordings (it hasn’t helped yet, but that’s another story). Included in the box was a sheet of paper with the following printed on it (typos theirs, emphasis mine):

IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTION 1. Read these instructions. 2. Keep these instructions. 3. Heed all warnings. 4. Follow all instructions. … 15.Warning-To reduce [...]

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Sage advice

Never go into Radio Shack unshaven, wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then accidentally set off a shoplifting alarm. It makes them look at you funny.

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